#12: Let it Go
Who knew that one tiny slip of the tongue could echo through the ages? There you were, just trying to be helpful, confidently dishing out directions like a human GPS. Thinking you’re giving the right directions only to realize that your internal compass screwed up…
It’s a blip that turns into a running joke that sticks around so long it practically needs its own chair at family gatherings. Sixty years later, it’s still there, the “left instead of right” that became your trademark tale. Chances are you will be on your deathbed and still reliving this very moment.